"Hey Karl, is there an Apple store near you?"
Clearly the real deal!
I looked and found there are two: one at the Millenia Mall, and one at the Florida Mall. I haven't been to either mall.
I remind myself I have many computers and don't need to get another one, even if it is the small and powerful Mac Mini or the stunning MacBook Pro... maybe I should leave my credit card at home when I go. ;)